ideologicallysinful:

When bae falls asleep on you and you gotta get up for work.

ideologicallysinful:

When bae falls asleep on you and you gotta get up for work.

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle)

come-closer-vasilisa:

siddharthasmama:

whoismims:

Hong Kong’s protesters are using the same “hands up, don’t shoot” gesture used in Ferguson

tears in my eyes; solidarity arising from such horrible situations is bittersweet.

Well goddamn 😢

come-closer-vasilisa:

siddharthasmama:

whoismims:

Hong Kong’s protesters are using the same “hands up, don’t shoot” gesture used in Ferguson

tears in my eyes; solidarity arising from such horrible situations is bittersweet.

Well goddamn 😢

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

(Source: withoutyourwalls)

(Source: neoridley)

psych2go:

Saw this on my FaceBook Newsfeed and thought I’d shared this. :)

psych2go:

Saw this on my FaceBook Newsfeed and thought I’d shared this. :)

officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6):    $6.00
Sentences (1):        $3.00
Typos (1):               $1.50
Tax (7.5%):             $0.99
Total:                    $14.19

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

elmntry:

im sick of the lies

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle)

lordicexx:

grandpafucker:

lifeisducky:

yeltumpar:

I <3 William Shatner on Twitter

I love how they respond to him, as if he is actually a captain, even more.

Nasa confirmed for huge fucking nerds

This is awesome and priceless and people that work on space stuff are the best people of all time.

did-you-kno:

Americans consume 99% of the world’s Vicodin supply.   Source

did-you-kno:

Americans consume 99% of the world’s Vicodin supply. Source